here are some reasons why i’ll miss her…
the chi straightener. if i did not live with her, I would not get to play with this baby. i’ve managed to not buy one because every person i’ve ever lived one has had one. but now, i’ll actually have to get one. this thing gives me bounce, curl, and amazing volume. i will miss it so much.
BUT HERE IS WHY I REALLY REALLY REALLY ADORE HER:
that’s right. crust and edges. my absolute favorite thing in the world, and she doesn’t like them. which means I get to eat them all. brownie edge? all mine. lasagna burnt edges? all mine. tart crust? MINE. pie curst? MINE. sometimes, she’ll eat a slice of something and won’t touch the crust, and instead of throwing it away, she saves it for me! it is the most perfect living arrangement. i get to eat all the crust, she doesn’t, and we’re both extremely happy.
my roommate for the summer, unfortunately, loves crust too, though perhaps not as much as me. but enough to not allow me to cut off the crusts off of everything for myself. so three years of happily hogging the crust is over now.
200ml heavy cream
canned asparagus (but fresh would taste better)
salt, pepper, nutmeg
but all jokes aside….
she’s been a wonderful roommate for the past 3 years. and a wonderful friend for the past 13 years. we met racing to the water fountain in third grade. i’m not sure how she puts up with me but i love her for it! We’re both heading toward wonderful things, and I’ll miss her dearly but she’ll never be far from me.